Kim K literally has sold her entire body...and I’m not just talking about her sex tape. She has amassed a fortune of 90 million euro – by using her hair, eyes, lips, neck, chest, waist, nails, skin, feet and of course her bum.
Her eyes alone have 12 endorsement deals from mascara and eye shadow to lashes and sunglasses.
Not bad for a woman who, let’s face it – kind of looks like a bag of trash most of the time.
The Top Gear lads’ show looks set to be called.....Gear Knobs.
Until now, there has been no news of the name since Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond signed a reported €220 million deal to make a new car show for Amazon Prime over the next three years.
Not funny. Not clever. Not smart. Quite stupid.
Ladies, try to keep your composure.
Michael Fassbender is back on the market. To Kerry with us!
