Apparently festival wristbands hold 20 times more bacteria than your clothes, so when you’re finished having your fun at Glastonbury or Electric Picnic, cut the band off and be done with it! Sinead Spain reported this morning that some wristbands are so dirty, they have been known to cause boils...eewww! Ian mentioned that he hates the word boil – Sinead feels that way about “probe” and PC’s wincey-word is “pus”.
Our listeners also have manky words that make them cringe – have a read!
Word I really really really really hate - chillax
Ian, scenario is another word I hate
Hey Ian....do u remember from Black Adder....Crevice...now that's a dirty word ;)
One word...soiled!
Words I hate - blister, pierce, sear
Hate the word "Douche" Gavin in Meath
Fondle..
Ian. I hate the word 'gusset'..... Kate in Ranelagh
Squirt!
Horrible words -"discharge" from Ross in the truck!
Hi Ian I don't like the word JAX!!! I absolutely hate it!! Aisling in Swords
Vagina
I hate this word so much I hate even writing it - the word is riddled. Fiona in Offaly
Seaman, be it the old phone company, lads on a boat or the other meaning just never sounds good. Tony in Kildare
Hated words - segway - Aiden in Carlow
Ian let me up the stakes - moist along with gusset, yuck!!
Scab and plethora
So we pieced them together and signed off the show with a selection of creepy words, as suggested by the listeners (Anton’s still puce!)
That’s it from us! We’re going to DISCHARGE ourselves from the studio and after a quick visit to the JAX, we’ll have our after-show meeting. We’ll have a PLETHORA of stuff to discuss after today – because the show was RIDDLED with words people hate, SEARING through peoples’ ears and SOILING their brains for the day. Maybe we should all just CHILLAX – could be a much worse SCENARIO for us – as it’s meant to be a belter of a day, with no WINTER FLURRIES and definitely no MOIST conditions.
The big RIDE that is Anton Savage is next on Today FM!
