Ay up chuck! Coronation Street writers are secretly working on scripts for a Canadian version of the soap.
It's expected to be launched within months and Toronto is a favourite as a location. Fancy a pint in t’Rovers and a bacon butteh? That. Only Canadian. HUH?!!
Speaking of Canadians...Celine Dion and NeYo have collaborated.
Their track is called Incredibly Average and Celine says she knew it would be perfect for next week's 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi. She stated this just before ordering a pint of bitter and a Betty's Hotpot.
The University of Missouri is offering a class on the relationship between Kanye West and Jay Z. They’ll be asking questions like where do they fit into and how did they change hip hop. They'll also compare what they do to that of the work of poets.
I shall arise and go, yo
And go to Inisfree, YEAH
And a small cabin built there (yeah motherf*****)
Of clay and wattles made (mmhmm)
Yeats just rolled over.