Morrissey’s new novel List of the Lost, has been slated as nothing but an "unpolished turd" and the "stale excrement" of his imagination.
Here’s an excerpt from one of the sex scenes...*snigger*
"Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement”.
I’m not laughing, YOU’RE laughing.
Lorraine Keane has a new chat show!
She’s landed an entertainment series on UTV. It’s called The Interview – it’s a half hour one-to-one slot with famous faces which kicks off next month. She shot the pilot with Josh Groban earlier this year and has now been given the green light for an entire series.
Paul O’Grady has revealed he swallowed a load of cannabis at an airport in 1992.
He feared he was about to be arrested at Bangkok airport after his partner realised he had cannabis in his pocket.
Paul knew that, if caught, they both faced a lengthy prison sentence under Thailand’s tough anti-drug laws – so he took drastic action.
And said it was the best flight ever.
