WHAT is going on with Ronan Keating and his girlfriend Storm Uechtritz? Their constant gushing on Twitter/Instagram is all becoming a bit (read: a lot) puke-inducing. It was Ronan’s birthday the other day, and Storm published an open letter about her love for him (heave).
STORM:
'When I first met you @rokeating I noticed that everyone wanted to be your friend (or was your friend!) it didn't take me long to work out why,' she wrote.
'You give so much to the world around you and your love and warmth is infectious. You make everyone around you smile & laugh, plus you are fair and generous beyond words.
You are patient with those who don't deserve it and you even forgive the unforgivable and cop things on the chin that you know you shouldn't have to.'
Explaining that she is 'amazed by how incredible you are' every day, she added: 'You are real and you are genuine and to me you are the most perfect man, father, lover and friend.
Ronan then came back with:
'I'm posting this picture not for all the things I wanna say @stormuechtritz has done for my birthday today. But to say thank you to an amazing woman that loves me perfectly,' he wrote on Instagram.
'She lets me be me, she knows who I am.
'She sees my flaws and accepts them. God I'm a lucky man.
'Thank you Lord for bringing this girl into my life,' he wrote poetically. (heave)
Why post something on social media that's only meant for the person you wrote it for? It's the same with messages of condolence. For anyone else who had to read it, it's just awkward and insincere.
Caroline Flack can add another string to her bow because the Strictly winner has been offered a £100,000 book deal.
She has just started working on a glossy, coffee-table book about her private life and career, which will feature her favourite photos.
Publishers are hoping Caroline will spill about her juicy love life after a string of high-profile romances. Her dates have included Harry Styles (14 years her junior), James Arthur, 27, and most recently Sam Smith’s manager Jack Street, who was rumoured to have cheated on her with the Glee star Dianna Agron.
Skipping STRAIGHT to that bit.
Oh, and yay for EP 2015:
