80 year-old Mary Berry has made it on to a list of the world's sexiest women.
FHM readers voted her in to 73rd place - one below Angelina Jolie. Michelle Keegan tops the survey (no surprise there, she's stinkin'hot), with Jennifer Lawrence and Caroline Flack joining her in the top five. Our own Nadia Forde flew the Irish flag at number 30, the big ride.
And in the interest of fairness - Jamie Dornan has beaten Zac Efron to be named this year's Hottest Hunk according to Heat magazine readers. His beautimous head definitely makes up, in part, for making me sit through that god-awful 50 shades sh*te.
Sol Campbell says he hated hanging out with footballers when he was playing because they didn’t have a brain in their heads. He said he loved the game but hated the company he was forced to mix with – and the conversations were too low brow for him. What! You mean the lads who are paid 300K a week since they were teenages don’t know how to do anything except kick a ball around?
WHAT, Jason McAteer? You want your pizza cut into 4 slices instead of 8 because you're not that hungry? And you've been consistent in patches this season, Theo Walcott? And Chelsea with qualify with ease, but it won't be easy, eh, Jamie Redknapp? 
