Frank Ocean (I know, who? Singer, songwriter and rapper from the US) released a new album called Blonde over the weekend, along with a limited companion zine (I know, what? It's s a small magazine that is written by people who are not normally professional writers and that usually has stories about a particular subject.)
This particular “zine” features a poem about McDonald's by none other than.... Kanye West. GIRD YOUR LOINS - tis a thing of beauty.
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
The Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made A Band
Cus [Because] The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
McDonalds Man
McDonalds
I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
The Cheeseburger And The Shakes Formed A Band
To Overthrow The French Fries Plan
I Always Knew Them French Fries Was Evil Man
Smelling All Good And Sh-t
I Don’t Trust No Food That Smells That Good Man
I Don’t Trust It I Can’t
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Damn
Them French Fries Look Good Tho
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
Even The McRib Was Jealous Of The Fries
I Could See It Through His Artificial Meat Eyes
And He Only Be There Some Of The Time
Everybody Was Jealous Of Them French Fries
Except For That One Special Guy
That Smooth Apple Pie
Beautiful, just beautiful.
A change to Siri's pronunciation of Barbra Streisand's name will be heading to Apple products soon.
She complained that Siri was pronouncing her surname wrong.
Streisand said the second syllable of her name should be pronounced with "a soft S, like sand on the beach".
Siri currently pronounces the singer's name as "StreiZAND". The next Apple update is due on 30 September.
**NOTE THEY CALL IT A BRITISH SITCOM, NOT IRISH**
Mrs Brown's Boys has been named best British sitcom of the 21st century.
The show, starring its creator Brendan O'Carroll, has taken the title, a month after more than 8-point-8 million viewers tuned in to a special live episode.
14-thousand people took part in the poll, which placed The Office second and Peter Kay's Car Share third.
