"I'm Just Like You"

Hey, you common woman there, Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you and her are the same.

She said, with no trace of irony;

“I’m incredibly close to the common woman in that I’m a woman and I’m a mother and we all are in a physical body with beating hearts with compassion and love we are all seekers. We all want fulfillment, we all want to live our best lives. We want to be healthy and happy and squeeze the most we can out of life. I think that’s all women

So does this mean we’re all currently lounging on a cashmere-covered, duck feather-filled daybed in a silk Gucci robe while having our Fionnualas steamed?

No, no it does not. YOU’RE NOT ONE OF US GWYN!

The IFTAs this year have been split into 2 separate ceremonies, and will be covered by TV3

1. 1.  IFTA Film & Drama Awards (taking place on 24^th May 2015 in Dublin)

1. 2.  IFTA Television Awards (taking place on 17^th October 2015 in Dublin)

Of all the awards ceremonies to ever take place in the history of the world, the IFTAs are the last ones that need 2 nights. Hopefully TV3 will make more of a go of it than RTE...

While in Thailand for One Direction On The Road Again Tour, Zayn Malik has been snapped holding hands with a girl who was not his Little Mix fiancée.

The girl posted the picture to her Instagram page and wrote 'Partying with Zayn from One Direction last night #thailand #1D #best #night #patong #phuket.'

And after the pictures emerged, Zayn took to Twitter to declare his love for Perrie, saying: 'I'm 22 years old... I love a girl named Perrie Edwards. And there's a lot of jealous f**ks in this world I'm sorry for what it looks like x.

Hmm.