A representative for Ben Affleck has dismissed reports that the actor is dating his children's 28-year-old nanny, Christine Ouzounian.
Affleck and Jennifer Garner announced their decision to divorce last month, after 10 years of marriage. Sadface.
As a sidenote...
If you’re thinking of hiring a nanny...maybe go for one who’s less aesthetically pleasing. Let’s go over to exhibit A:
Arnie had a baby with the housekeeper (who also minded the kids)
Ethan Hawke cheated on Uma Thurman with the nanny
Jude Law was at it with a nanny
Heidi Klum ran away with the bodyguard (which is just an adult nanny)
Zayn Malik has posted a black and white picture of himself grinning widely as he signed his new record deal, and tweeted: "I guess I never explained why I left , it was for this moment to be given the opportunity to show you who i really am! #realmusic #RCA !! ... #REALME (sic)" LOLZ
Danny Dyer’s kicking off. A tweeter was slagging him off about his straight-to-DVD films (fair point) and THIS is what he came back with:
“Mate you look like an earthworm who's whacked a hoodie on.”
The internet has become pure poetry.
