Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got hitched and are allegedly honeymooning in Cork. However nobody has seen a photo of them, and the private jet that was in Cork yesterday (allegedly) was here to pick Bill Clinton up. Nobody’s seen a photo of him either.
Roy and Hayley cleaned up at the British Soap Awards this year, and deservedly so. The pair went home with a total of six prizes between them - including best actor and actress. Michelle Keegan (reluctantly, it has to be said) accepted her award for Sexiest Female and came across as if she really didn’t want to be killed off the show in the coming weeks. It's her version of the elevator shaft:
David Walliams has got another one of his children's books commissioned for TV. Following the success of Mr Stink and Gangsta Granny - his story of the Boy in the Dress is due to be screened by the BBC this Christmas.
It's all about a 12 year old boy who enjoys cross-dressing and how his family and friends react.
It was the first book he ever wrote and was published in 2008. Very Roald Dahl, methinks - they look great.
