If you’re anxiously awaiting your school report at the moment thinking, argh, I’m dead! Why didn’t I concentrate more? Why wasn’t I a bit less cheeky to the teachers? Don’t fret.
The Irish Daily Star today has listed some of the school reports given to famous people over the years – and they turned out okay.
Judi Dench was told “Judi would be a very good pupil – if she lived in this world”.
Stephen Fry – “he has glaring faults and they have certainly glared at us this term”.
David Bowie – “needs to learn that music will not make him a liveable wage”.
Richard Branson – “He will either go to prison or become a millionaire”
In my adult life, I have yet to recall the sin. cos or tan rule and I certainly have never had to rattle a theorem off. So chill.
Rihanna is in town tonight – lots of reports coming from around the Aviva last night that there was sound checking being done. She’s bringing her Anti Tour over here for one night – and she’s jetting straight out after, so she won’t be having a pint in Donoghue’s, like the last time, and therefore definitely won’t be heading for a Charlie’s after Coppers.
Diane Keaton wants a man.
“I am sexually frustrated. Do you know what that feels like, to be sexually frustrated? I do. I know what it feels like, and it’s not good,” she said. She is 70 and wants a younger man – so any sprightly 60-year olds who are interested, hit her up.
