There was PIZZA! Has any man ever looked sexier eating pizza?
Gravity took home seven awards - that's only three less than it had been nominated for (10, I just did it on the calculator, it's DEFINITELY 10)
(See below for list of main winners)
Other orders of business for the night:
Jen Lawrence fell over AGAIN! Ellen de Generes (probably one of the best reasons to watch the Oscars) quipped that if she won for Best Supporting Actress (she didn’t), they’d have to bring the trophy TO her. Everyone LOLed, it was great.
There was a whip-round in Pharrell's silly hat to pay the pizza delivery chap.
And Benedict Cumberbatch won the internet with THIS:
WINNERS:
Performance by an actor in a leading role:
Matthew McConaughey for Dallas Buyers Club
Performance by an actress in a leading role:
Cate Blanchett for Blue Jasmine
Performance by an actor in a supporting role:
Jared Leto for Dallas Buyers Club
Performance by an actress in a supporting role:
Lupita Nyong'o for 12 Years A Slave
Achievement in directing:
Alfonso Cuaron for Gravity
Best motion picture of the year:
12 Years A Slave
Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original score):
Steven Price for Gravity
Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original song):
Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez for Let It Go from Frozen
Adapted screenplay:
John Ridley for 12 Years A Slave
Original screenplay:
Spike Jonze for Her