The Golden Globes took place last night – and it’s a good thing Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were the hosts as the ceremony itself was pretty boring. Here’s their opening – if you’re in work having a sneaky listen, beware – you’ll LOL. (Full list of winners below)
Rod Stewart has FINALLY figured out the secret to making relationships work.
Rod said: “I’m wiser now. To be in a successful relationship you have to listen, which I never used to do, and commit to it.
"That’s difficult when you’ve got women throwing themselves at you.
“It was hard in those days. I was never a particularly good-looking bloke but if you sing in a rock band, you get the girls.
"I always had a roving eye.”
So there you have it – all you have to do is listen - and zip up your mickey.
Tallafornia has a new spin-off show. It’s called Infectious (apt) and no TV station wanted to touch it, so it’s being shown online. It looks rancid.
Programme bosses posted the video with the message: “Don’t forget guys the pilot is uncut! All the nudity and extreme bitching not suitable for Irish TV.”
Golden Globe Full Winners List 20154:
Best Supporting Actress in a Series or Mini-Series for Television
Uzo Aduba, Orange Is the New Black
Kathy Bates, American Horror Story: Freak Show
Joanne Froggatt, Downton Abbey
Allison Janney, Mom
Michelle Monaghan, True Detective
Best Mini-Series or Motion Picture for Television
Fargo (FX)
The Missing (Starz)
The Normal Heart (HBO)
Olive Kitteridge (HBO)
True Detective (HBO)
Best Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture for Television
Martin Freeman, Fargo
Woody Harrelson, True Detective
Matthew McConaughey, True Detective
Mark Ruffalo, The Normal Heart
Billy Bob Thornton, Fargo
Best Actress, Television Series — Comedy
Lena Dunham, Girls
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
Gina Rodriguez, Jane the Virgin
Taylor Schilling, Orange Is the New Black
Best Television Series — Comedy
Girls (HBO)
Jane the Virgin (CW)
Orange Is the New Black (Netflix)
Silicon Valley (HBO)
Transparent (Amazon)
Best Original Score
Alexandre Desplat, The Imitation Game
Jóhann Jóhannsson, The Theory of Everything
Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, Gone Girl
Antonio Sanchez, Birdman
Hans Zimmer, Interstellar
Best Original Song
Lana Del Rey and Daniel Heath, “Big Eyes” — Big Eyes
John Legend and Common, “Glory” — Selma
Patti Smith and Lenny Kaye, “Mercy Is” — Noah
Greg Kurstin, Sia and Will Fluck, “Opportunity” — Annie
Joel Little and Lorde, “Yellow Flicker Beat” — The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1
Best Supporting Actor in a Series or Mini-Series for Television
Matt Bomer, The Normal Heart
Alan Cumming, The Good Wife
Colin Hanks, Fargo
Bill Murray, Olive Kitteridge
Jon Voight, Ray Donovan
Best Actress — Comedy or Musical
Amy Adams, Big Eyes
Emily Blunt, Into the Woods
Helen Mirren, The Hundred-Foot Journey
Julianne Moore, Maps to the Stars
Quvenzhané Wallis, Annie
Best Animated Film
Big Hero 6
The Book of Life
The Boxtrolls
How to Train Your Dragon 2
The Lego Movie
Best Supporting Actress
Patricia Arquette, Boyhood
Jessica Chastain, A Most Violent Year
Keira Knightley, The Imitation Game
Emma Stone, Birdman
Meryl Streep, Into the Woods
Best Screenplay
Wes Anderson, The Grand Budapest Hotel
Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
Alejandro González Iñárritu, Nicolás Giacobone, Alexander Dinelaris and Armando Bo, Birdman
Richard Linklater, Boyhood
Graham Moore, The Imitation Game
Best Actor, Television Series — Comedy
Louis C.K., Louie
Don Cheadle, House of Lies
Ricky Gervais, Derek
William H. Macy, Shameless
Jeffrey Tambor, Transparent
Best Foreign Film
Force Majeure (Sweden)
Gett: The Trial of Viviane Amsalem (Israel)
Ida (Poland/Denmark)
Leviathan (Russia)
Tangerienes (Estonia)
Best Actress in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture for Television
Maggie Gyllenhaal, The Honorable Woman
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Freak Show
Frances McDormand, Olive Kitteridge
Frances O’Connor, The Missing
Allison Tolman, Fargo
Best Television Series — Drama
The Affair (Showtime)
Downton Abbey (PBS)
Game of Thrones (HBO)
The Good Wife (CBS)
House of Cards (Netflix)
Best Actor, Television Series — Drama
Clive Owen, The Knick
Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan
Kevin Spacey, House of Cards
James Spader, The Blacklist
Dominic West, The Affair
Best Director
Wes Anderson, The Grand Budapest Hotel
Ava Duvernay, Selma
David Fincher, Gone Girl
Alejandro González Iñárritu, Birdman
Richard Linklater, Boyhood
Best Actress, Television Series — Drama
Claire Danes, Homeland
Viola Davis, How to Get Away With Murder
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Ruth Wilson, The Affair
Robin Wright, House of Cards
Best Actor — Comedy or Musical
Ralph Fiennes, The Grand Budapest Hotel
Michael Keaton, Birdman
Bill Murray, St. Vincent
Joaquin Phoenix, Inherent Vice
Christoph Waltz, Big Eyes
Best Motion Picture — Comedy
Birdman
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Into the Woods
Pride
St. Vincent
Best Actress — Drama
Jennifer Aniston, Cake
Felicity Jones, The Theory of Everything
Julianne Moore, Still Alice
Rosamund Pike, Gone Girl
Reese Witherspoon, Wild
Best Actor — Drama
Steve Carell, Foxcatcher
Benedict Cumberbatch, The Imitation Game
Jake Gyllenhaal, Nightcrawler
David Oyelowo, Selma
Eddie Redmayne, The Theory of Everything
Best Motion Picture — Drama
Boyhood
Foxcatcher
The Imitation Game
Selma
The Theory of Everything
