Kermit the Frog is all over the place. He broke up with Miss Piggy recently - and has been papped out and about with a new pig called Denise. He was VERY quick to confirm this new oinker as his new bird (pig?) - sparking rumours of a rebound relationship.
However - he seems to have got cold feet in the last few days:
Sheesh. I can't believe I already have to do this again... Here is the official statement on my relationship status: pic.twitter.com/gRCyl3xbfz
— Kermit the Frog (@KermitTheFrog) September 1, 2015
That isn’t what you were saying here less than a month ago, Kermit:
A row has broken out over who should be the next James Bond after Daniel Craig steps down from the role.
Author Anthony Horowitz - who is currently writing the next Bond novel - has apologised for saying British actor Idris Elba is 'probably a bit too "street"' for 007.
He told the Daily Mail, 'it's not a colour issue' it's 'a question of being suave'.
If it's suave you're after, Idris Elba is your man. He has it in spades.
X Factor producers have announced which judges will work with which acts following a viewer vote.
Simon Cowell has the over-25s again, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini is in charge of the groups, Rita Ora has the girls and Nick Grimshaw has the boys.
Unlucky, Chezza.