He's back and he's bolder than ever with his new book 'WIKIBEAKS'. After gaining access to some highly confidential papers, he has decided it was time for the world to know what's really happening in Ireland's underbelly, "I found these files in Bord Fáilte. They don't want them to be released".
The thrifty turkey was on fire this morning as he joined Ian in studio and wasn't holding back on anyone!!
He started off by insulting Iano (how dare he) and continued to put words in his mouth throughout the conversation. He then moves swiftly on to Ray D'Arcy with some unreal lookalike examples. We particularly enjoyed the Mitchell brothers reference.
The prince of poultry also tore Moate (in Westmeath) a new one and made some bizarre claims which he says are all 100% fact. Did you know Michael Jackson once lived there? We didn't, but the turkey has all the reasons as to why Jacko would move to such a destination.
They then covered various chapters of the book, such as: Kip Advisor, Postcards From The Edge, Dermot Bannon Does The Famine and the Top Ten Irish Spoofers.
You'll know majority of the top ten, but it's the grounds for their addition to the list that had us in stitches. Dermot Bannon gets a ribbing too, "If Dermot can be an architect then I can be a brain surgeon".
Hector, the AA's Esther O'Moore Donohoe and Fair City are all in the firing line then as he lets loose, as only he know best, "and in fairness people say RTÉ don't do comedy well".
'WIKIBEAKS' IS OUT NOW, so get the flock down to your nearest bookstore if you want a good laugh.
Have a listen to the roast in full here:
For more bits of brilliance like this, tune into The Ian Dempsey Breakfast Show every weekday morning from 7am.
