Serena Williams played a match at Wimbledon yesterday and all Twitter seemed to care about was the fact that she possesses a pair of nipples. Some of the comments included:
“Surprised BBC haven’t issued a warning that Serena is showing some nipple today!”
“Serena’s nipples are distracting.
“I just couldn’t concentrate on the bloody tennis!
“Very off-putting!!”
And:
“She can’t wear that.”
She has to wear white at Wimbledon. She is a professional athlete and was probably wearing chest support like a sports bra. What do they want her to do? Chop them off? I despair.
Gwyneth Paltrow still can't get over the fact that she was named 'most hated celebrity' three years ago.
She's used to winning awards for being the 'sexiest actress' or person of the year, so to have a mean one was a total surprise, especially when she feels that there were more deserving winners.
All she needs is 5 minutes with an Irish person to explain the concept of “notions” to her, and she’ll be sorted. Let’s take a look at some of the evidence.
Exhibit A: She steam-cleans her Fionnuala
Other notable notion-y things she’s ridiculed for:
- Her kids refer to Jay Z as "Uncle"
- She has said she's "incredibly close to the common woman"
- She told us "every woman" has time to work out
- Apparently you can even do it with a baby in your room. "You just make it work!"
- She said: "I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year"
Never mind, she can dry her tears on her 1-thousand-dollar toilet roll.
Lionel Richie has done a U-turn and says he is now planning to have more children at the age of 67.
The dad-of-three claimed earlier this year that having more kids "would probably kill him".
Now he has had a change of heart, thanks to his girlfriend-of-four-years Lisa Parigi, who is in her thirties. She shouldn’t expect a diamond any time soon though – he has said that kids are never a problem - ex-wives are.
Eve Hewson is dishing out advice on how to be the perfect rockstar dad. Dave Grohl apparently asked her for tips on how to be the coolest dad on the block. He has said that he asked her “can I ask you for tips on how to grow up with a rockstar father” – coz he has 3 daughters. And the Bono she described is the one who packs lunches, drives them to school and reads them stories.
