People are bidding for...Harry Styles’ vomit. It’s true.
He had to stop his car to have a power-puke after a night on the razz with Lily Allen and was busted by photographers mid-reef. Someone apparently bottled whatever came up and is now selling it. (I’m so sorry).
He has fans who have publicly stated:
“If I saw Harry throwing up in the street I'd go see if he's okay, and then save some vomit in a bag and sell half of it on ebay..”
- SELL IT?! HALF OF IT?!
“Harry's throw up is probably worth like half a million dollars and my human life isn't even worth a McChicken nugget.”
- AH, GOOD AUL TEENAGE ANGST
“I can’t believe Harry copied Louis. Get some originality before u puke again!”
- PUKE WHEN SPOKEN TO
“I wish Harry Styles would puke on me”
- BLEUGH
Reese Witherspoon walked the red carpet last night with the woman her new movie is based on.
'Wild' is an adaptation of Cheryl Strayed's best-selling memoir - 1,100-mile hike across the Pacific Crest Trail after the break-up of her marriage.
Oh goodie. Sounds like another Eat, Pray Love. 
Michael McIntyre walked off stage during a show, because a woman kept using her phone. Michael went to ask security to sort it out, and promised the crowd in Darlington he would return. After staff spoke to the lady, Michael returned to the stage, with audience members tweeting their support of his move.
What about the other thousand-odd people who had paid for tickets you big spoiled baby?!
