So the country is under 'Red Alert', yet the two lads think think that Ophelia is some sort of figment of our imaginations??
Maybe Bertie is still a bit bitter over not receiving his medal at the Fianna Fáil Ard Fheis at the weekend, but his claims on the phone to Ian this morning were absurd, "I think some people are trying to make a name for themselves".
Then Keano gives the show a call, and he's not happy with all the prima donnas either. He thinks it's typical of the country's folk to "make excuses". He reckons fellas around Ireland are blowing things out of proportion, "They think they're George Clooney in a perfect Storm".
Here at Today FM we do advise taking the storm seriously though, and keeping indoors until it passes later today. Do NOT go out golfing like Pádraig Harrington anyway - whatever you do....
Have a listen to their preposterous claims in full here:
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