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Jay Z's latest business venture, Tidal, has been officially launched in a vomit-inducing signing of...
TodayFM
TodayFM

11:25 AM - 1 Apr 2015



TodayFM
TodayFM

11:25 AM - 1 Apr 2015



Jay Z's latest business venture, Tidal, has been officially launched in a vomit-inducing signing of a declaration by a load of really rich and successful musicians. They've made a promise to collaborate to take the power back from streaming services and technology companies to create the first fully-artist run company. The “movement” is for the GOOD OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, you see, and in no way will they benefit or profit. Cough.

Jack White, Daft Punk, Madonna, Nicky Minaj, Beyonce, Rihanna, Kanye West and Alicia Keys all attended what has been labelled (by me) as the biggest loada shite ever to happen in the history of the world, ever.

They’ve essentially created an app which already exists in order to make more money for themselves. 

 

Danny O’Donoghue has been linked with some of the most beautiful women in the world – but he failed to line up a single date on Tinder.

“I was joking around with being on Tinder... but no one believes it’s me,” he said on Dutch TV show RTL Boulevard.

I have my right-swipe at the ready, Danny – try me, winky face! 

 

Michael Jackson used to prank Russell Crowe

Jackson found out the name he had used to book hotel rooms before calling him up and performing pranks down the phone.

Crowe explained: " I never met him, never shook his hand, but for 2 or 3 years, he found out the name I stayed in hotels under, so it didn't matter where I was, he'd ring up and do this kind of thing, like you did when you were 10, you know?

"'Is Mr Wall there? Is Mrs Wall there? Are there any Walls there? Then what's holding the roof up? Haha.' You're supposed to grow out of doing that, right?"



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