Noel Gallagher reckons that there is too much sh1t music on Spotify – particularly from boy-bands like 1D. (1D being the same band who mentioned recently that their new album is very “Oasis-y”. Snigger, snort.)
However – and this is a direct quote from Noel; “What if it's brilliant though? What if it's amazing?”
Speaking frankly, he suggested that Zayn Malik’s best bet now he has left the world’s most successful boyband would be to ‘get a good accountant because life is very f****** long’.
He added: ‘The greatest quote – I laughed out loud when I read it – “I just want to be a normal 22-year-old.’ Who wants to be a normal 22-year-old?”
Well I’ll say this to you Zayn: You might have wanted to be a normal 22-year-old, but you won’t want to be a normal 25-year-old.’
They Beckhams spent a load of money on David’s 40th (well, a load to you and me...a modest amount to them).
Guests were invited to a six-star resort just outside of Marrakech in Morocco, and he and wife Victoria spared no expense, apparently.
They rented out six of the Amanjena hotel's two-storey maisons and 10 of the hotel's villas – AND they treated everyone to luxury spa treatments and arranged a personal tour around the city - they wanted it to be a trip to remember.
That all sounds amazing and 70K is a LOAD of money...but it’s not THAT much when you consider their fortune.
Cheapskates.
