"The revolutionary new dental therapy seemingly recommends dancing, shopping, eating pizza and even drinking shots."
A brand new epidemic is sweeping the country.
People in their thousands have developed, out of nowhere, chronic dental problems.
Their problems are so bad they are being forced to jet off to Tenerife to get things looked at in emergency dental hospitals.
Because travel for medical purposes is still allowed, and now flights to sunnier climates are made of a coincidental 40 percent of passengers travelling with dental appointments.
Join Miriam in this Gift Grub Primetime Special, as we try to get to the bottom of what is really going on here.
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