"I've a free gaff here up in Phoenix Park"
Michael D Higgins has had it up to here with all the confusion following the results of #GE2020.
He's urging the leaders of all political parties to get into the Valentine's Day Mood and start flirting with each other to work towards a resolution.
So it's clear where Michael D stands on the current political climate, what's not so clear is what exactly Michael D is doing with a copy of 50 Shades Of Grey in his book collection.
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