Today is D-Day (that's Donald Day)
After months of playing cat-and-mouse with the American president's office, Trump finally lands on Irish soil today.
Gift Grub gave Donald a call to find out how he's feeling ahead of the visit but we weren't expecting him to hit us with a cúpla focal.
His gaeilge doesn't go down too well with Michael D Higgins though. He's fit to punch the head off the "toilet tweeting baboon".
Leo Varadkar doesn't sound too inspired about the arrival either.
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