"There's a global pandemic going on and you're asking me a stupid rugby question you're so embarrassing old man."
There's no doubt about it, social distancing is affecting us all.
For one thing Johnny Sexton doesn't know what to be doing now that he has no one to rant and rave at.
The Ian Dempsey Breakfast Show opened up the phone lines to hear from friends of the show and all about how they're getting on while practicing social distancing.
You can catch up on all the fun by pressing the listen button on this page.
The Ian Dempsey Breakfast Show, weekdays from 7am on Today FM.