Diarmuid Gavin wouldn't tie his laces
After the whole FAI fiasco, John Delaney found himself on the doss due to his 'gardening leave'.
"What's gardening leave?", I hear you ask:
'An employee's suspension from work on full pay for the duration of a notice period, typically to prevent them from having any further influence on the organization or from accessing confidential information'
With so much time on his hands, Delaney has created a new green-fingered show dedicated to the hiatus.
The concept of Gardening Leave suits him perfectly - digging for dirt, grassroots, planting seeds, dead heading and lucrative allotments.
Gift Grub tunes in for the first show in the series, where John's in full bloom...
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Catch Gift Grub on The Ian Dempsey Breakfast Show weekdays from 7am.