"All I can say is when we do score in the year 2028, whoever it is will become a national hero straight away, they'll be naming streets after him."
It's been 410 minutes since we last scored a goal.
Over six and a half hours of football watched without seeing the beautiful sight of the ball going into the back of the net for Ireland.
At least it gave Eamon Dunphy, Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy plenty to talk about on Gift Grub!
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