"This will go down as my Dunkirk"
To say Boris Johnson is up Brexit creek without a paddle is quite the understatement.
Whatever chance he had of saving some kind of grace pre his illegal proroguing of the British Parliament, it now seems to be game over him.
In a last ditch attempt to rise like the phoenix, BoJo teams up with House of Commons leader Jacob Rees-Mogg to save the thousands of Brits left stranded by the collapse of the Thomas Cook.
He channels his inner Churchill to try and recreate the heroic scenes on the beaches of Dunkirk back in 1940, where he would evacuate the "Cook-ies" and win the public back.
But with Boris being Boris...it doesn't go as planned.
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