"I just have a few notes and coins..."
The Central Bank had us all looking down the back of our couches on Monday, when they revealed the news that €350m worth of old punts have yet to be exchanged.
This was sweet music to Bertie Ahern's ears, after he had gathered a bitta loose change over the past 18 years or so.
The former Taoiseach isn't the only well known Irish figure who's looking to do a swap, as we found out on Gift Grub.
Check out the fun in full by pressing the play button on screen.
Catch Gift Grub on The Ian Dempsey Breakfast Show weekdays.