"The footsie is up, the handsie is down, and Wall Street is full of gowls'
Noni is self isolating safely but still had time to spare to try lift the spirits of the nation.
She joined Dermot & Dave to run through the biggest news stories of the day, including an update on some dodgy behaviour from Paul O'Connell and the latest financial stories.
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