In a bid to combat online shopping ruining local businesses, politicians in the UK are urging towns and counties to rebrand their area so as to make them more attractive to punters.
This got Dermot and Dave thinking - what should your hometown's tagline be?
They put it out to their listeners and the results were amazing.
It might have even started a bit of a turf war:
Galway city, it's not all hippies and haci sacks!
Emmmmmm Laois, that's it!
“Longford, it’s not as bad as they say” Declan in longford.
NAVAN always the same whatever way you spell it!!!
Bunclody: not the most economically depressed town in Ireland anymore"
Cork.... Because it's Cork
Salthill - not just home of unnecessary journeys
Duagh is truly Duaghsome.....it's a place in Kerry
Clondalkin...stay indoors, it's safer. Al
Cork.. it’s just like Kerry but without the scenery, sound lads & all Ireland’s! #burn Tony
Leitrim.... We got rid of one set of traffic lights due to confusion
Hacketstown Carlow the most Meh town in Ireland.
Dunboyne...there's shag all there, so why bother.! Stuart in Dunboyne.
Abbeyfeale, it's just a little bit shit. Mike
Ladysbridge, we definitely have the bridge anyway....
Ashbourne, it’s not Swords but close enough!
Trim co Meath. Still living off braveheart being filmed here. Martin.
Carlow shopping centre used to be a prison. Supposed to be haunted come for shopping and we will scare the shite out of you Dave Carlow
Blanchardstown, it has less drug dealers then Columbia. Shane Dublin
Newport,(Mayo), it's more west than Westport. Padraig
Arklow.. not as much heroin as there used to be..
Athy. There's something wrong when supermacs leaves town.
CLONMEL - rotten apples is de smell Ann
Come to tallaght were we have a square pyramid
"Kiltimagh; home of the real culchies". Paul
Kilkee: the town where limerick people go, to get away from? Well it's not other limericks people, that's for sure. Catherine, kilkee/limerick
Middleton co cork it smells like a whiskey distillery cos that’s all that’s here
Bluebell, It's like the Costa Del Sol.....without the sunshine....and the beaches.....and the alfresco dining.....and the cheap beer and coctails…...wait? Kev. Costa Del Bluebell :)
Enniscorthy,we have lots of hills. So we have our ups and downs. Shane Enniscorthy
ENNISCORTHY WE PUT...ah never mind keep driving
"Adare-the bottleneck of the west" Dermot in Limerick kiiiid
Waterville more statues than women
Blackrock, because shopping malls are dying and we've built two new ones!
“Clonmel, the home of Bulmers, there’s no way you’ll remember your stay here!”
Come to Bantry. We have one of everything ! Literally one !
Corofin... close to fr teds house and feck all else. Pat
Sligo: when you miss the Galway exit coming out of Dublin
Tramore: "It costs more than a week in Salou, but at least you're guaranteed the rain"
Visit naas gateway to Ireland's biggest car park - the n7
Come to Dundalk it's the purgatory of Ireland
Castlebar, or as it's affectionately known, "Mordor"
Mullingar, loads of roundabouts to turn back
Tramore... come to relive your childhood… Cause it hasn't changed
Thurles: A real life simulation of a post apocalyptic dystopian society!
Ballyshannon the oldest town in ireland. Stuck in the past.
Tipperary..... the end of the road to nowhere
New Ross, as if Old Ross wasn't a big enough kip,we built a new one.
Fortunestown, the only thing we’re afraid of is diggers
Kells. It’s not just our crosses that are high
Oldcastle...not quite Cavan but just as miserable...Darren
Cavan, where the grass is green and everyone else is in Australia
Callan - Where?!
Stradbally Co Waterford......if it’s September, you’re in the wrong Stradbally!!
StreamsTOWN... Westmeath . . I live there... I'm still looking for it...Michael
Carrick on Suir no really Carry on Shur nothing to see here
Drogheda, Saint Lorences gate Oliver Plunkett's head Millmount Magdalen's tower and 40,000 Dubs who got cheap houses from the boom
Drogheda, Saint Lorences gate Oliver Plunkett's head Millmount Magdalen's tower and 40,000 Dubs who got cheap houses from the boom
