If you are looking for a romantic drama, an elegy to unrequited love and a tale of passion you are in the wrong place; The Bridges of Madison County here are closer to a car accident than a soft, fluffy kitten - an accident in a car filled with black paint.
Heavy Mental
If however you're in need of an injection of heavy mental nitrous oxide punk adrenachrome delivered via blasts from the devil's trumpet your ride is here.
Tonight at Whelan's B.O.M.C. launch their debut album BeastEnders. Arrive before 10.30 and entrance is free - expect heaviness by the bucketload; you have been warned.