Lady Gaga's "Applause" has been released early after fans failed to stop an internet leak.
The Clap
Sizzling analogue keys meet disco stylings in a catchy confection of snappy electro pop, Euro beats and an elevating, infectious chorus.
But, is it worth banging your hands together?
NUDE
The artwork for the forthcoming album ARTPOP features a nude Gaga sitting upon a lounge chair made from circuit boards and was, strangely dull by her usually outrageous standards.
Maybe having squeezed out all the visual juice from the sublime to the ridiculous the Gaga team are struggling for ideas - the dress made from meat was great - excellent for a B.B.Q.
But probably not, it's all a part of Gaga's mysterious pop masterplan.
Dude, where's my Guitar?
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