These heeled horrors were spotted by comedy writer Christine Rose who posted her find on Twitter.
"A packet of paracetamol and erm... a pair of knee high boots please"
However you may need a prescription to get these yokes.
At least twice a day I think about who would wear these. pic.twitter.com/Up0lUV1iE8
— Christine Rose (@xtine_rose) July 30, 2018
Here's these yokes in their full glory. And yes they are very real:
Obviously every branding opportunity is still advertising so Boots got in touch with a positive response:
However, these aren't the very worst we've ever seen.
There's tough competition from these U2 shoes.
"I still haven't found what I'm looking for"
Yeah, because I set them alight and buried them in a landfill:
And if they weren't enough to gut out your soul.
Who thought these were a good idea? I presume they come in twenty different parts and have an Allen key.
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