Passengers in the Subway in New York witnessed an event which had them rubbing their eyes.
Been living in NYC way too long. Saw a guy on the tracks this AM, with the B train speeding ahead. Tried to pull him out and he ducked under the tracks. He’s all good, he was just enjoying a morning cig under the train. pic.twitter.com/SV20vtj6go
— Shon Mogharabi (@ShonNotSean) February 26, 2018
We imagine his response was a little like: