surprising number of vehicles available to him, the van, the boat, the helicopter?! How is it cost effective to deliver one parcel in a helicopter? Ben, the Depot Manager is the most patient man in the whole world. Every day he calls Pat on his mobile & EVERY DAY Pat answers...
— Phlegm Clandango. (@Cain_Unable) November 10, 2018
"I'm on my way!" THAT DOESN'T ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION PAT!! He clearly asked WHEN you'd arrive Pat!! Yesterday he delivered a load of crockery, it wasn't wrapped or boxed so his plan was 'to drive slowly'. Guess what happened, yep, he broke a plate. Inevitable Pat!! Today he
— Phlegm Clandango. (@Cain_Unable) November 10, 2018
delivered an unsealed bee hive. UNSEALED! Did any of the bees escape? Of course they fucking did! ALL of them. Why hasn't he been sacked?! Why?! I have some theories but I'll save them for my full exposé on this maniac. One week he actually got his head stuck in a tree (below).
— Phlegm Clandango. (@Cain_Unable) November 10, 2018
absolutely sick of his shit too. You can tell by their faces. He should be going through the Royal Mail disciplinary process & I can't believe HR haven't forced Ben's hand & given him a written warning at least. pic.twitter.com/iw5Xy5VBdM
— Phlegm Clandango. (@Cain_Unable) November 10, 2018