This morning, Sinead Spain read the news, as Helen Vaughan is on her holidays...on her bike. Yes, Helen is one of those people who loves to use up her annual leave by climbing mountains, running marathons and cycling very long distances. Quelle horreur!
I mentioned that my idea of a holiday was lying by the pool with a good book - and I'd even go so far as to say I'd put a really long straw in my cold drink to avoid doing an accidental sit-up. Holidays = laziness! The listeners of the Early Breakfast got in touch then to confess their lazy life hacks - it's a good thing breathing is automatic or some of us would be in bother...
Hi Paula. I get dressed in bed. Trucker Brian
I message my mam to bring me in a cup of coffee when I wake up.
Paula I'm gone so lazy that I'm not even arsed saluting magpies anymore. Bring on the bad luck. Niall in Tipp
@sweetpmac My hot water in the shower broke 12 months ago..So instead of fixing it I convinced myself it was a luxury 😂 #lazylife #frozen ⛄ï¸
— Munster Reborn (@Kingof_Munster) July 9, 2015
Hi P-Mac – I can’t bear dragging the ironing board out, and the iron, so I just go to work with my wrinkly clothes. I don’t care! – Do what I do, Marie – use your hair-straightner!
Paula, I rented a film from Horizon that I actually owned on DVD because the DVD player was upstairs and I didn’t want to go up, get it and set it up
SweetP, I sometimes leave my wheelie bin outside all week. It’s a pain dragging it up and down the drive!
Best thing about holidays Paula is a early morn lazy ride - happy days!! Baz, Wex
I’m so lazy I get my neighbour to make love to my wife....lol...#energysaver
Paula too lazy to get porridge today just having a few digestive with a cup of tea instead P.J
@sweetpmac cup of tea in hand. Flaked on the couch with this lil lady. Can't beat these lazy days !! pic.twitter.com/WtPCVZRIMM
— Alan Donovan (@AlanDonovan28) July 9, 2015
Pmac, my housemates and I balance the rubbish on top of the bin rather than take it out. Whoever places the item that causes it to collapse has to then take the bin out. – I’m horrified!
Paula I once had a job where it was only a five minute walk but I still drove to and from work! Dave
Hi Paula. How lazy am I? Very. Can't even finish this tex....... Johnny Mac Fungarvan
Don't feel bad though - remember:
