Comedian Darren Walsh has won a prize at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for the best one-liner with "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free!". Cough. Yes - this won. An actual trophy.
The listeners of the Early Breakfast with Paula MacSweeney jumped on board with their own one-liners - I hereby give each one of you a little trophy for effort and humour at 6am on a Tuesday morning. Kudos!
Paula. I finally got rid of my vacuum cleaner - it was just gathering dust. Neil in Cork
Morning Tiger! Who’s the nicest guy in the hospital? The ultra-sound guy!
I know a guy who's so tight that first thing he does in the morning is check if he lost any sleep. Niall in Tipp
Morning Paula - A barman says sorry I was told not to serve you! A time traveller walks into a bar ha ha
Hey Paula - 2 satellite dishes get married, the wedding was alright but the reception was excellent.
Morning P. There are only 3 kinds of people in this world...those who can count and those who can't. Seán in Naas.
Hi SweetP what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!!!
Hi Paula. What's brown and sticky? A stick! Nick from Tramore
Morning Paula, a skeleton walks into a bar "can I have a pint and a mop please"... Ken in Clondalkin
Paula I hate autocorrect, it can go to he'll.
Hey Shifty, 2 elephants and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... Ba-Dum pwwwwiiiiisssh (you gotta do the sound effects )
Marti
What do u get if u cross a ghost and some bees....Boobees.
What do u call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! Jor
I hate people that don’t believe in time travel. It’s attitudes like that, that cost us WW3. Pat, Cork.
What's white and if it falls out of a tree and hit you would kill you? A fridge
Horse walks into a bar and the barman says why the long face! Another fun morning with Paula, keep it up - Bob the Yorkshireman
I.T. asked me for a password with 8 characters so I said Snow White and the seven dwarfs :)
PMac. I was at a wedding last weekend. It was so moving, even the cake was in tiers...
