These are not for the faint-hearted
We got talking about our favourite phrases this morning on Early Breakfast, and it very soon spiralled into how to insult people the most Irish way possible:
- “Stand up and be counted or lie down and be mounted!”
- "Beauty isn't Love but Love is beautiful”
- “You’re as useful as tits on bull”
- “You’re like a lighthouse in the middle of the bog. Brilliant but useless.”
- “A shut mouth catches no flies”
- “Everyone has the right to my opinion”
- “I'm not overweight, I'm under tall”
- “As useful as ears on a tomato”
- “You will be some pup when your tail grows.”
- “Every day mightn't be a good day, but there is good in every day.”
- “He’s about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike”
- “If the salmon had kept his mouth shut he would have never been caught”
- "You get used to anything except soap in your eyes"
- “If my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle”
- “Never put your pecker anywhere you wouldn't put your finger”
- "If he found a plaster on the ground, he'd cut himself"
- “If his face was on a stamp, I wouldn't know which side to spit on”
- “Each to their own taste said the man while licking a donkey’s arse"
- “Paula a favourite of mine is, if you knew a little more you’d realise how little you did know”
- "I hadn't room to turn a sweet in me mouth"
- “If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose”
- “They’re like a goose looking out of a wheelbarrow”
