How would you describe what you do to an alien if they landed on Earth? I would say I sit in a room alone, playing music, talking and trying not to piss anyone off (truth).
- “Morning Sweet P! I’m a Bio Logistics Technician (bus driver)” - Shay
- “I observe guys monkeying around and make sure they do it safely. I'm a Safety Advisor!” - Sean
- “Paula, I'm a keep your bum warm and house cosy technician. I fix Stanley and Rayburn cookers!” - Niall in Tipp
- “Hi Paula - I feed, wash and dress tiny humans. I referee, play nurse, cook, clean, read stories, do art and promote fun and safety from Monday to Friday! (Nanny/Childminder)” - Jen, en route to Dublin from Cork!
- “Professional slave! (nurse)” - Elaine in Dublin
- “Hi Paula I'm a national and international man of mystery... I'm a truck driver!” - Eamonn the trucker
- “Hi Pmac - I am an agony aunt /answering machine. Dublin taxi driver!” - Paul the taxi man
- “I go up the road and down the road but never touch the road! (I work for the council!)” - Liam
- “Paula I'm the guy that brings some misery, some humour, useless facts, people's problems and some stories about men running around after a ball! I'm a paper boy!” - Dave
- "Hi Paula, my dad is a transparent wall technician (window cleaner) – Stephen, Dublin
- “Paula I'm an automated brush technician (street sweeper!)”
- Good morning Paula. I'm a skin and eye specialist...I peel potatoes!” - Emmet Roscommon
- “Morning Paula, I am a high altitude tubular access engineer (Scaffolder)!” – Spencer, enroute to Dublin
- “Hey sweet P, Big Jim here!! I'm a C+R instructor (control and restrain) of non compliant offenders love the show! (I work in a prison)”
- “Hi Paula. I'm an Eggcutive officer. Deliver Free Range eggs!” - Bas Waterford.
- “Paula I let people borrow dead trees and charge them if they don’t bring them back on time. I’m a librarian!”
- “Paula I get people drunk on a first date so they may forget how bad it is!” – Joey the barman
- “I look at disgusting stuff from your body to tell you if you’re sick...I’m a health worker!”
- “Paula I make things up – I’m a writer!”
@sweetpmac hi Paula. I turn it off and in again.... I am an It specialist
— J R (@gsi_ire) August 21, 2017
I grow grass @sweetpmac and turn it into food for human consumption ðŸ„ðŸ„ðŸ„ðŸ„ðŸ„ðŸ„ðŸ„ðŸ„ðŸ„
— Joe O'Neill (@stratfordno1) August 21, 2017
