There's a story doing the rounds in the papers today about a woman who passed out on the street and couldn't walk for days - all because her skinny jeans were too tight. Whatever about women wearing jeans that they're bet into, I just cannot fathom why men would sport a pair of skinny jeans. Well, this got the Early Breakfast listeners tweeting and texting!
We call skinny jeans Whispering Trousers! You can’t hear anything but you can see the lips moving! Jim
@sweetpmac Nay!! And don't get me started on those skinny tracksuit bottoms, they are cat... #skinnyjeans
— angelamalone (@angelamalone) June 23, 2015
Aw Paula, Russell Brand looks great in them. I do agree however that many men don't. Shannon
Paula, what does a cheap hotel and skinny jeans have in common? NO BALL ROOM!
Good morning Paula - I love a man in skinny jeans! Not many can pull it off! Luv Tipperary Listeners
@sweetpmac nay Skinny tracksuit bottoms nay Skinny slacks nay Think of the erm.....discomfort ∗shudders∗
— Al (@TheTeaInEMT) June 23, 2015
That lady obviously hasn't seen those jeggings on that infomercial - nice and tight without the risk of death! **When questioned whether this infomercial really existed, this listener text back with my favourite text to date:
Honestly it's real, they suck in the tummy and push out the bummy!
@sweetpmac Oh God, definitely NAY! Apart from how ridiculous they look, must put their junk under fierce pressure!
— Delavie (@delavie) June 23, 2015
Hi Paula, throw on Conway Twitty, "tight fittin jeans". If its not in the system you'll find it on youtube. I’d shift you too if i wasnt married. Bob the trucker. Keep it country!