Who needs a green screen when you've got a brick wall?
We thought that after Dave's involvement in 'I'm a healthy sunflower' and 'I'm a quality potato' prank that aired on RTÉ's The Fear last Monday, he would have learned NEVER to trust Dermot again, but less than one week on and he's cat-walked in to Round 2.
Dearest Dave, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP YOURSELF...
Fasten those seat-belts folks and get ready for some Right Said Dave.
Dave's a moron, he sent Dermot the pics... of him doing his little thing on the CATWALK!
Can we all spare a though for Dave's lovely wife and personal photographer Tracey who had to take these snaps...
Tracey, we salute you. Dave, you're bleedin' gorgjus!