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The 'Making A Murderer' Hair Guide

It seems the hair has captured the imagination as much as the alleged miscarriage of justice. Making...
TodayFM
TodayFM

12:39 PM - 26 Jan 2016



The 'Making A Murderer'...

Dermot & Dave

The 'Making A Murderer' Hair Guide

TodayFM
TodayFM

12:39 PM - 26 Jan 2016



It seems the hair has captured the imagination as much as the alleged miscarriage of justice.

Making A Murderer fan and haircut enthusiast Giulia Rozzi created this blog to celebrate the amazing hairstyles that have emerged from the show.

Each style comes with it's own description.

So, next time you're at the Hairdressers, grab your cut-out and keep "M.A.M. Hair Guide" and ask for these:

The Bald Lieutenant: a no-frills style for when you don’t want a hair transplant because the only plant you’re into is planting evidence.

 

The Gimmie That Confession Goatee: the neatly manicured facial hair helps hide your emotions as you pressure a teenager to confess murder. This is a perfect pairing with the 'Forehead Garden' hairdo: when you grow a tiny patch of grass in the front of your head hoping it distracts from the wide open field on the back of your head.

The Perv Part: a side parted comb-over you hope abused women will be attracted to when you sexually harass them.


The Upside Down Afro: this style lets your face have some fun. However this one is expensive, it will cost you about 18 years of freedom.

 

The Hedgehog Landing Strip: a style that celebrates a receding hairline that reaches back to all the times you lied under oath.

The Graduated Top Of His Communications Class Reporter: a spiky style that looks good on camera. Be careful though, these spikes can be as sharp as the invisible knife cops claim was used in this case.

The Dassey Do: hard to maintain, just like a false confession story is hard to maintain when it is fed to you by police officers. 

(and Jesus Help Us do you remember this horror!?: The perm from hell)

The Double Perm: twice the curls, twice the testimony to speculate.

For the full list of hairstyles check out the blog here: makingamurdererhairstyles.tumblr.com

 



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