You know how it is, you wake up, sleepily open your eyes, wipe away the saliva from the corner of your mouth - then you look over lovingly at your other half - realise you're bladder is about to burst - then you try to move your other arm... - YOU'RE TRAPPED!
Well, here's the answer.
It's called The Cuddle Bed.
According to the makers: "Cuddle Mattress lets you hug your better half intimately without any wrist or arm problems."
What's the deal with the feet sliding through the mattress...what's yer man up to there hah?!!
This is NOT for you if you like a cream cracker in bed, you wouldn't know what you'd lose down those wedges :-/
This is no wind up.
It really exists. Here's the website. Get cuddling you dead arm freaks!