Ever put your bikini on and thought it was missing one specific thing?
Like a dangling piece of jewellery that hangs from your crotch?
Yes?
Well you're in luck my friend, crotch jewellery is here to save the day.
Bodivas, a Japanese jewellery company, have released this crime-against-jewellery piece and called it beachtail.
A beach tail.
What is happening lads?
And lucky for us it comes in a wide variety of colours!!
*vomits.
