An attempt at the splits on Italian TV recently didn't quite go to plan when the co-host nearly went unconscious following the move.
The other presenter's face behind the counter says it all.
We reckon Louise Duffy should try this the next time she's on The Seven O'Clock Show.
We think it translates as, "Jesus, Mary & Joseph...I'm after shagging me hips Assumpta."
This is how you SHOULD do it. This is New Yorker Logan Paul splitting himself all over the Big Apple. This guy's got balls...of steel: