Rory's Stories is back and this time he's taking on Valentine's Day.
And with a Champions League match on later we predict this exact scene taking place in sitting rooms around the country tonight.
It doesn't get more real than this folks.
The video has already been viewed nearly half a million times, with people tagging their partners saying things like, "Sound familiar? Surprise trip to Amsterdam year one, now I'd be surprised if I got a card."
Classic.