This is the most disturbing thing we have ever seen.
Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all the saints.
This is a real thing. It's a start-up called Licki Brush and it is a genuine Kickstarter product that has raised over 15,000 DOLLARS.
YES, there are THAT many people who want to look like a maniac in a David Lynch movie.
Look at them. LOOK!
Unfortunately, they've edited out the cat ripping their faces off.
