It's what they do in Talinn Airport in Estonia.
Adam Shanley posted this video of a recent trip. Airport Announcer X-Factor here we come:
Passenger announcements @TLLairport are brilliant! Time to up your game @DublinAirport 😂 #Estonia pic.twitter.com/DwptbAI1W7
— Adam Shanley (@Adlers1) October 8, 2015
So, we're throwing down the gauntlet to Dublin Airport. Here's a few musical styles you could get announcement inspiration from. The Shane McGowan vocal might be difficult to understand but you'd bowsey your way to the gate with a swagger:
Or maybe do the announcements in the style of the new music on the Eir advert.
This would really get people to check-in on time: