Because he just turned himself into a delivery.
Limerick man Marty Ryan posted this on Facebook:
"Just had my mind blown. This man just ordered a pizza and then asked how much is delivery, which is free with an order over €10, and he said "grand, you can deliver me home". Now he's basically gotten a free lift home from town for him and his pizza!"
(then fan of the show Philomena contacted us to say that's her brother!)
Lots of people have said they've seen it at their local chipper.
It's the first time we've heard of it.
Has it ever happened at your takeaway?
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