This is Conor.
His friends have decided to offer out his services on DoneDeal.
Judging from the pics on his profile, he loves a good aul pistol pose.
He also has the catalogue man nailed:
His hand was once glued to his face:
Here is the full story:
"Term of lease is one year. Conor is moving to the people's Republic of Cork for one year with his company. Very reluctant to rent him out but these things happen.
He is a good laugh and is the perfect Guinness drinking accomplice. He is very good under the high ball and is a very tight corner back. He is a terrible dancer but brave. Conor is an excellent wing man.
Conor's likes:
Guinness, Hurling, joe.ie, Roy Keane, Daniel O'Donnell, Chuck Norriss facts,
Conor's dislikes:
Roscommon, hangovers, Cork, people who walk in the middle of the footpath, France, Fair city, Bono, loud eaters and custard creams
Well that's it really. So it's €4.45 per month and a maximum 12 month lease or there will be trouble. Give me a shout if your interested."
Interested? Check it out here: Conor The Rent Best Friend
Thanks a mill to listener Gerard Conmy who sent this on. Legend.
